Trump’s Doctor Holds Press Conference After Mysterious Hospital Visit

Trump’s Doctor Holds Press Conference After Mysterious Hospital Visit


>>THE WHITE HOUSE CONTINUES TO
DOWNPLAY PRESIDENT TRUMP’S UNEXPECTED AND UNSCHEDULED
DOCTOR’S VISIT, AND, NOW, THERE ARE NEW QUESTIONS SURROUNDING
THAT MYSTERIOUS CHECKUP SATURDAY.>>GOOD EVENING, I’M DR. BILL
FARBLAH, CHIEF OF GASTROENTEROLOGY. I WANTED TO DISPEL ANY RUMORS
ABOUT THE PRESIDENT’S UNSCHEDULED MEDICAL APPOINTMENT
AT WALTER REED HOSPITAL. IT WAS A ROUTINE PROCEDURE. HE IS FINE — THOUGH, DURING THE
EXAM, IT WAS DETERMINED THAT THE PRESIDENT HAD A BLOCKAGE IN HIS
LOWER G.I. TRACT, WHEN IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT SEVERAL
REPUBLICAN MEMBERS OF CONGRESS HAD LODGED THEIR HEADS IN HIS —
UH — QUID PRO QUO HOLE. ( LAUGHTER )
WE IMMEDIATELY ATTEMPTED TO REMOVE THE G.O.P. CONGRESSMEN’S
HEADS, BUT, ONCE OUT, THEY WOULD HEAR MORE UKRAINE TESTIMONY AND
WOULD DIVE BACK IN THERE. SITUATION WAS MUCH LIKE PUPPIES
IN A BOX. EVENTUALLY, USING FORCEPS, WE
WERE SUCCESSFUL IN EXTRACTING THE HEADS OF JIM JORDAN AND
DEVIN NUNES, AND, AS WE SPEAK, WE ARE SENDING IN A TEAM OF
SPECIALISTS TO TRY TO LOCATE LINDSEY GRAHAM — HE’S WAY UP
THERE. ( LAUGHTER )
♪>>Announcer: IT’S “THE LATE
SHOW” WITH STEPHEN COLBERT!

100 Comments

  1. Shawn says:

    Maybe the world will get lucky and he dies.

  2. Stalemate Bread says:

    I firmly believe that it'd have been a better idea to use a blue screen than a green screen for this shot. Sure, classic cinematography doctrine says that for well-lit shots green screens are better, but the blue curtain here makes the green aura around the actor's head really stand out.

  3. The Hermit says:

    πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜„πŸ€£πŸ˜‚!

  4. Sa C says:

    Jim Jordan and Devin Nunes are demanding to be put back!!!!

  5. Stephanie S says:

    Totally thought this was gonna to end with the doctor telling us the blockage was a result of Trump being full of shit.

  6. my music says:

    Time to face the music…treasonoustrump not feelin' so hot! The REAL United States of America is going to hang Donald Trump, and he knows it! El Paso and Dayton FOREVER TREASONOUSTRUMPs!

  7. Naomi Campagne says:

    Perfect!!

  8. Sarah H says:

    He certainly is a big enough azzhole to fit the GOP.

  9. tilcboy44 says:

    Ok, but what about Epstein?

  10. cby4 says:

    Heard he had an addadicktome

  11. Chatty Cathy says:

    LMAO!!!

  12. C Charles says:

    😝

  13. Mary Marsella says:

    Made my day.πŸ‘

  14. Visor Overwatch says:

    Meanwhile in Heaven, St. Peter asks John McCain "Hey they're talking about Lindsey again, isn't he your friend?" John McCain replies "Lindsey who?"

  15. Sheik Yo Booty says:

    IMPEACH AND INCARCERATE the treasonous little mushroom dk pussygrabber DRUMPF πŸ˜€ make America great again folks

  16. Max Kaufman says:

    rump and 94 angry republicans did not like this!

  17. ibrahim mohamed says:

    Damn wonder Trump's ass whole.

  18. jazz 66 says:

    Donald Trump's administration is a damn circus!!

  19. Mysterious Cat says:

    Way up there.

  20. Ricardo Cerrillo says:

    Big burns as only Stephen can deliverπŸ˜†

  21. Eriq Kunz says:

    We can still HOPE for a Trump infarction!

  22. J J says:

    I think his trip to the hospital was an attempt to put into action a plan he cooked up to make himself look good by finding an unfortunate wounded soldier and playing a sympathizing caring dad.πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜† Again using someone for his own gain.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸŒ΄

  23. A Cool Million says:

    This skit is perhaps the funniest of the season. ROFL Nailed it!

  24. Tove IrΓ©n Becker says:

    This is one of the best! 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

  25. Woman of Substance says:

    Lol but this is way too true to be funny. I'm laughing, though!

  26. vaphillips says:

    #BlueTsunami2020🌊🌊🌊🌊

  27. Jennifer Johnson says:

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚THAT WAS PERFECT!!!!

  28. Travis Webb says:

    Love that guy talking.

  29. Mohammed Rahman says:

    OMG! This was hilarious!!!

  30. Dozo G says:

    Rumor has it that the gastroenterologist went in through the mouth, because equal amounts of bullsh*t came out if it.
    It was a 50/50 chance he got the right side.

  31. Francesca DeCavalcante says:

    πŸ˜‹πŸ˜›πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜›πŸ˜‹

  32. President Prime Minister Admiral General Aladeen says:

    hahahahaha!

  33. MININO GAROTO says:

    Trump is gana have a heart attack before getting out of office

  34. Supa Hamster says:

    Lol bahahaha 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣😭😭😭🀣🀣🀣! Holy shiz!

  35. Paul Allan says:

    Most excellent!

  36. M Leightle says:

    Brilliant!! absolutely brilliant!

  37. 3DFX _ says:

    So funny. Did the Dr find any Putin Lump?

  38. MrBoriqua2000 says:

    Good luck finding bill barr

  39. Eric Rossoni says:

    Strange he didn’t mention Mitch…. he must of been undetected.

  40. Eric Wadsworth says:

    Quid pro gold.

  41. boobtuber06 says:

    Remember when this guy was on old Conan as 'The Interrupter' ??

  42. WildwoodClaire1 says:

    Media frenzy over nothing. Only the good die young so Trump will live to be 150.

  43. yootoober2009 says:

    I thought this was serious! I was hoping it was serious…spare the country the expense and humiliation of half of the US government trying to defend a nincompoop from his self inflicted impeachment…

  44. JVS 3 says:

    Trump had a cocaine heart spasm and was rushed for a shot of tranquilizer to calm his breathing and heart beat

  45. Emma Brooker says:

    Quid pro hole πŸ˜‚

  46. Venkat Krishna says:

    I could edit and compile comments on any late show video and launch a stand up around The Donald.

  47. randomdoodification says:

    wayyyyyyyyy up there

  48. Manuel Reyes says:

    That doctor isn't gonna eat another hamburder for the rest of his life

  49. Baron von Quiply says:

    Oh my god… the good Doctor looks amazingly like my lawyer!

  50. E Abuhasbu says:

    Who did your green screen?

  51. Songs Mirth says:

    You should have included Steve Miller. πŸ™‚ He's been up there the longest. πŸ™

  52. Raechel Jackson-Ward says:

    Thank you for naming names.

  53. WB Wayne says:

    I am very concerned with Lindsey Graham's safety. Has anyone heard if he was successfully extracted from that Quid Pro Hole yet?

  54. al g says:

    HEy dr spaceman!

  55. Muse says:

    Puppies in a box??? LMAO

  56. Andrew C says:

    This doctor is so much more professional than his real doctor.

  57. Old School says:

    Agent Orange is just putting the finishing touches on his Medical Report now

  58. Rock About says:

    Trump's hospital visit was Act One of his escape strategy. He'll claim poor health, retire, get a pardon from Pence for his federal offenses then plead same to theΒ states for their charges.

  59. Olga Rhodes says:

    πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

  60. BLexl says:

    .. like puppies in a box… 🀣🀣🀣

  61. Beth McBlain says:

    Loved this one. Best yet!!! Thanks for the laugh before going to sleep. Keep them coming.

  62. Pauline Gonzales says:

    Did he get Rudy out of hiding

  63. Lisa Mahoney says:

    Sounds as though he was full of shit, tell me something I didn't know.

  64. Tess Bennett says:

    Quid Pro Hole… I'm dead.

  65. Cinnamon Crunck says:

    MAGA: McDonalds And Golf Again

  66. Mandy Last says:

    He didn’t seem nearly as healthy when the Vietnam War was going on.

  67. Xander Lowe says:

    When you don't know whether to laugh or puke.

  68. Ferdinand The Bull says:

    HILARIOUS!!!! GOOD JOB DOC. HOPE LINDSEY GRAHAM IS STUCK PERMANENTLY!!!

  69. Ferdinand The Bull says:

    MAYBE A HUGE BM CAN EXPEL THEM ALL!!

  70. Rae Lynn says:

    I was looking forward to someone finally admitting he has syphilis.

  71. Terry Stephens says:

    Our worst fears have been confirmed, a vacuum has been found between the ears 😜

  72. Rich Woods says:

    Jimmie Hoffa's been hole up there.

  73. Deens M says:

    Lol πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  74. Angry Kittens says:

    I hope they found Pirro and Conway.

  75. Airborne Ranger says:

    The bastards tried to poison him food tester in critical condition slow acting poison I am leaving the democrat party today.

  76. Maureen Awty says:

    Hahahaha that is hilarious πŸ˜πŸ‘

  77. Samuel Phippen says:

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  78. Monty Gates says:

    Bahahahahaha

  79. r B says:

    LOL these comments I can't ha ha ha!

  80. 65wiseman says:

    Nobody was really worried about trump's health.

  81. Rufinos Muse says:

    lmao!

  82. MJ Mj says:

    North Korea Kim and Kellyanne. Conway
    Had a threesome they all have gonorrhea

  83. Eileen Boles says:

    thats mean theyre just a bunch of brown nosers & thats o.k.

  84. Roxanne M. says:

    We now know the swamp is in his ass.

  85. rampart rod says:

    so true

  86. Michele Herrick says:

    BEST yet!!!

  87. RetroRPGLibrary says:

    They are hoping our President dies. Is that anti-American?

  88. Dawn-Marie Langlois says:

    Totally hilarious LOL greatful for late night comedians for comical relief

  89. Beth McHugh says:

    News flash…you are NOT funny at all,,,,it's actually really pathetic ….keep you day jobs fellas

  90. Mitty M says:

    Interesting how Jim Jordan was the first GOP’s head stuck β€œup there”. He has literally sold his soul to Trump. Damn! This guy had me in stitches πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  91. Caroline Morphis says:

    Rudy is on the out side just giving Hummers singing Dixe

  92. Thunderquill Radio says:

    Both brutal and… Brilliant!

  93. Gym Jordan's Hair says:

    Health scare? The scare would be making us believe that he's dying and that not being true. The clown would save the country a lot of money & anguish if he just dropped dead already.

  94. EnuffSaid says:

    "Quid pro hole" πŸ˜‚ I love it! πŸ˜‚

  95. Mauricio Tobon says:

    Don't forget to check for STDs…

  96. Mauricio Tobon says:

    A Coprologist is what Trump needs to confirm what we already know, that Trump is full of shit…

  97. John Bell says:

    He was getting a butt plug removed….it was Nunes tongue!

  98. James McInnis says:

    No room for Jeff Sessions? He sure is trying, though.

  99. Mario Godoy says:

    ….I can't tell if this is real or parody.

    Nicely done team Colbert!

  100. Craig Keller says:

    He needs a checkup from the neckup.

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